Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I just thought I'd start a thread to give all the good reasons NOT to trust pigs. And before [MENTION=9385]fear_town[/MENTION] starts ranting about threads, this is unique. 1. They eat any food on the ground2. Werepigs3. Werepigs4. Werepigs5. Werepigs6. Werepigs7. Werepigs8. Werepigs9. Werepigs10. Werepigs11. Werepigs12. Werepigs13. Werepigs14. Werepigs15. Werepigs16. Werepigs17. Werepigs18. Werepigs19. Werepigs20. Werepigs21. Werepigs22. Werepigs23. Werepigs24. Werepigs25. They smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtShinySides Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 And they call you ugly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittiko Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 But their king gives you gold so it's k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 But their king gives you gold so it's k. But he also smells. so, not k.- - - Updated - - -And they call you ugly. Yeah, they're the ugly ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetroGamer2000 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 The King is like the only one that's nice...It's kinda hard to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 The King is like the only one that's nice...It's kinda hard to believe. But he smells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtShinySides Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 And they poo right in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 And they poo right in front of you. yeah, and the exchange is 1 poop - 1 berry. talk about unfair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittiko Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 But he also smells. so, not k.Wolfgang thinks he's a cool guy. Also, it could be worse. The spider queen would just poop babies on you and eat your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvi Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Even their king doesn't trust them. He will gladly trade their mutilated body parts for gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetroGamer2000 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Does the Spider Queen Kill Pig Kings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Even their king doesn't trust them. He will gladly trade their mutilated body parts for gold. yeah, he doesn't care about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_town Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Just an FYI.. When you @names.. They can see it.. And ouchies not nice.. Please refer to "what you do on the weekends" quote to know how I feel what you think..Spider queen babz are bad.. I dislike them.. So glad they fixed infinite spider spawning..Also despite being unique.. It is.. semi-pointless.. I can't shake the feeling that you're just trying to troll me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Does the Spider Queen Kill Pig Kings? No, but they mate and make spiderpigs, but they hide, so we never see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Just an FYI.. When you @names.. They can see it.. And ouchies not nice.. Please refer to "what you do on the weekends" quote to know how I feel what you think..Spider queen babz are bad.. I dislike them.. So glad they fixed infinite spider spawning..Also despite being unique.. It is.. semi-pointless.. I can't shake the feeling that you're just trying to troll me..Not trying to, but if you feel that way... also, it's serious, you CANT trust those bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 No, but they mate and make spiderpigs, but they hide, so we never see them.Of course! Everything seems so logical now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Of course! Everything seems so logical now! they should add that. i would trust them... Jk, no i wouldn't, they'd just be twice as untrustworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvi Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Just an FYI.. When you @names.. They can see it.. And ouchies not nice.. Please refer to "what you do on the weekends" quote to know how I feel what you think..Spider queen babz are bad.. I dislike them.. So glad they fixed infinite spider spawning..Also despite being unique.. It is.. semi-pointless.. I can't shake the feeling that you're just trying to troll me..Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh[ATTACH=CONFIG]3700[/ATTACH] I lol'd when i saw that picture. Fits perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtShinySides Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I bet pigs wear bush hats and make evil plans with gobblers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_town Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 That pig needs a top hat.. And I'd love for us all to just get along.. I'm trying to be a mature *** adult about this ****. Water under the bridge if you try not to enrage me anymore.. Offers on the table.. Must go hunt down Spider Queen King Pig Spidgers.. Ewww.. Now do they look like spidery pigs or piggy spiders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qdepfyffer Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 I bet pigs wear bush hats and make evil plans with gobblers. Yeah, when they pop out of the bushes, it's the pigs telling them to run while you so desperately chase them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittiko Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I need to make a bush hat now for the sole purpose of putting it on a pig. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtShinySides Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I need to make a bush hat now for the sole purpose of putting it on a pig.It gives them an afro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewZ Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I like to get back at them by feeding them their dead brothers and sisters that I've killed.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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